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16 March 2007 @ 07:04 pm
As everyone can see, we've all gotten these journals to talk to each other with and make communication a bit more easy. Much easier to post to everyone instead emailing the whole hospital.

Any questions or comments, I'll be happy to answer them.

Have a good day.
Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful
drsnarkfest on March 17th, 2007 06:09 am (UTC)
I've got it. The question of the ages:

Were you born with it, or is is Maybelline?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: excuse me?keepeminline on March 17th, 2007 06:12 am (UTC)
I don't understand why it can't be both, but today it's Maybelline.

Any real questions?
drsnarkfest on March 17th, 2007 06:15 am (UTC)
And Matel. And Jenny Craig. But it all adds up to more than the sum of its costs. Or so your bank statement says.

Is my inclusion in this virtual pow-wow mandatory?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: nearly a facepalmkeepeminline on March 17th, 2007 06:17 am (UTC)
I am not on Jenny Craig. Stay out of my trash.

drsnarkfest on March 17th, 2007 06:49 am (UTC)
Your words say no, your waistline says yes. But a woman's gotta maintain the mystery, right?

Non-negotiable? I'm a busy man.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: thinkingkeepeminline on March 17th, 2007 06:51 am (UTC)
Then you're obviously blind because I have not lost weight, nor have I gained any.

Busy playing gameboy. Right. Non-negotiable.
drsnarkfest on March 17th, 2007 07:14 am (UTC)
'Guess I've been neglecting my Jezzball high score. Fine; but don't expect my social graces to carry this pet project of yours. I do have better things to be doing.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: total smugkeepeminline on March 17th, 2007 07:16 am (UTC)
You don't have any social graces.
drsnarkfest on March 17th, 2007 08:10 am (UTC)
More the reason they won't help you.

'Not like you expected these good looks, and a dazzling personality, did you? I'm not sure that would be possible. There are heart-throbs, made of less.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: i'm talking to youkeepeminline on March 17th, 2007 08:17 am (UTC)
Not for anyone but me I'm afraid. I know you're just dying to show me how much you're a heart-throb.
drsnarkfest on March 17th, 2007 08:27 am (UTC)
Oh, you. There's an entirely different throbbing for you, if you know what I mean.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: stresskeepeminline on March 17th, 2007 05:14 pm (UTC)
That's disgusting. And for someone who doesn't want to participate on this thing, you're the first one to chime in.
drsnarkfest on March 18th, 2007 03:38 am (UTC)
Yes, ulcers are terrible. Your concern for my health is charming, considering it's your whip-cracking that keeps me in Tums and 'scopes.

Yes, well, you just happen to be luck enough to catch me on my... lunch break.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: not happykeepeminline on March 18th, 2007 05:06 am (UTC)
The day my berrating you turns into a health concern is the day you give up the Vicodin, House.

Lunch break code for hiding in the coma guy's room?
drsnarkfest on March 18th, 2007 05:38 am (UTC)
'Tried that. Can't say it was anywhere near as much fun. Plus the pill bottle doubles as a handy 'get the screaming baby to shut up' tactic.

Hypothetically, if I'm eating lunch while hiding in the coma wing...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: stresskeepeminline on March 18th, 2007 05:40 am (UTC)
You're going to die of an overdose one of these days. Probably sooner than later you know.

Then you have time to annoy me on this thing, yes I know.
drsnarkfest on March 18th, 2007 05:43 am (UTC)
Hopefully the scenario will at least be like something off the first two minutes of 'Dead Like Me'. Talk about captivating television.

Make it down in five, you'll see what I mean.

If I had a case, I might even feel bad about that. As it is, not so much.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: saving a lifekeepeminline on March 18th, 2007 05:48 am (UTC)
I have no idea what you're talking about. As usual.

Then we'll just have to get you a case then, won't we?
drsnarkfest on March 18th, 2007 06:34 am (UTC)
Very good, if slightly dramatic; now, lemme guess- fade to black, pumping baseline during the titles, and then a 'Men of the Square Table' commercial. Sounds like we're in business.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: nightgownishkeepeminline on March 18th, 2007 06:37 am (UTC)
If this were a television show, I'm sure people would be bored to tears.

Get back to work.
thestraightman on March 18th, 2007 02:39 am (UTC)
I like your hair like that, Dr. Cuddy.

... no, I am not kissing up, I just thought you'd want a compliment after He Who Shatters Self-Esteems came through. That's his Native American name. Or so they tell me at the casino.
drsnarkfest on March 18th, 2007 04:00 am (UTC)
You even remember that casino? Everything after the double-down is a little fuzzy around the edges.

'Dinner? And don't pull the 'I've got plans' card, you've already said you're playing Suzie Homemaker alone tonight.
thestraightman on March 18th, 2007 04:18 am (UTC)
You're telling me you forgot about that blackjack dealer? You told me she was your One True Love after Pamela Anderson.

By "dinner", I assume you mean "You're going to buy me a reuben", right?
drsnarkfest on March 18th, 2007 05:35 am (UTC)
That spot was reserved for Ms. Anna Nicole Smith. Don't disrespect the dead, Wilson.

See, when you put it that way, it sounds like manipulation. Mine had the air of "friend in want of some quality time". Or at least, I tried. You know how these things are- acting isn't my forte'.

Seven sound good?
thestraightman on March 18th, 2007 05:42 am (UTC)
... seriously? Have you ever seen that woman? I don't think you know what you're talking about.

Your forte is manipulation, House.

Six-thirty. I have to be home to start the lasagne.
drsnarkfest on March 18th, 2007 06:38 am (UTC)
Hey, all I saw were the zeroes on the end of the bank statement- that's the purest kind of love there is. Plus, her son got all the cool drugs for cheap, because his mommy posed for Playboy.

And you're the one with culinary talent. See how these things work out?

Right, seven at your place it is.
thestraightman on March 18th, 2007 06:41 am (UTC)
And even then, she wasn't that hot.


... you know my husband is going to either kick you in the head like the ninja he is, or stab you in the leg with a fork. Jews fight dirty.
drsnarkfest on March 18th, 2007 06:50 am (UTC)
I don't like this 'other woman' vibe, Jimmy. 'Ashamed of me, is that it?

Fine. Six-thirty. I'll just TiVo this last half.
thestraightman on March 18th, 2007 06:52 am (UTC)
I just don't want you to get stabbed, House. I'm bad with stitches, and you know that.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: what in gods namekeepeminline on March 18th, 2007 05:07 am (UTC)
Thank you very much Wilson. That's very kind of you to say.

I suppose it's better then his Indian name at the 7-11.
thestraightman on March 18th, 2007 05:09 am (UTC)
Straight hair suits you.

What, Super Big Gulp?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: geniuskeepeminline on March 18th, 2007 05:13 am (UTC)
I rather like it. Might keep it around for a couple of days.

I'm not touching that one with a ten foot pole, which is actually just as bad.
drivendoctor on March 18th, 2007 02:50 am (UTC)
Excellent idea, Doctor Cuddy. I'll use this if need be.
thestraightman on March 18th, 2007 02:52 am (UTC)
Hell, if you don't, I will.

... we need milk. Want me to get it, or do you have time?
drivendoctor on March 18th, 2007 02:55 am (UTC)
I'll be here late tonight, unfortunately, babe. I'm scheduled to scrub in when they operate on Mrs. Larson's brain. G-d knows when that'll get over with.
thestraightman on March 18th, 2007 02:57 am (UTC)
In a medical way, I think you'll really enjoy that.

I'll get the milk, and put some lasagne in the fridge. It'll keep until you can get home and microwave it.
drivendoctor on March 18th, 2007 02:59 am (UTC)
Aunt Cynthia was right - there are considerate men on the planet, heh.

I love you. Thanks.
thestraightman on March 18th, 2007 03:00 am (UTC)
Your Aunt is scary and sort of... special on a lot of levels, but sometimes she's right about things.

I love you too. ... I'd say we should lock this from certain tripedal physicians, but I guess he already knows.
drivendoctor on March 18th, 2007 03:06 am (UTC)
It's Aunt Mamie and Aunt Rachel that are the crazy ones, remember? Aunt Cynthia has more sane moments than the other two. Still, I'm not sure why you married into this family.

And yes, House already knows. He's many things, but far from a moron.
thestraightman on March 18th, 2007 03:09 am (UTC)
Do you know why you married into mine? Lord only knows that your crazier aunts would love my mother.

House is... Machiavellian at the best of times. At the worst of times, they haven't made a word for those.
drivendoctor on March 18th, 2007 03:11 am (UTC)
Private to James
I kind of like your mother. She's not good for my nerves, but she's got a good heart.

And James, you know there's a word for House at his worst times. I'd say it's somewhere in the "asshole" family.
thestraightman on March 18th, 2007 03:13 am (UTC)
Private to Chris:
Well, I worry about your nerves. Love you, sweetie, but you're a little high strung.

And here I thought you didn't like House. You're nicer to him than most people.
drivendoctor on March 18th, 2007 03:18 am (UTC)
Private to James
I know I'm high strung. It's called being a Jewish only child doing his residency at twenty-eight, babe.

I don't hate House. I've never even met House yet, given your extremely able juggling of schedules. I just want him to stop treating you like his own personal .... is lackey an offensive term?
thestraightman on March 18th, 2007 03:20 am (UTC)
Private to Chris:
You forgot sexy. And sweet. And smart. And if I keep talking like this, it's going to ruin my reputation.

It is, but that's how House treats everyone. He cares, in his way. His way is just incredibly abrasive to most people.
drivendoctor on March 18th, 2007 03:23 am (UTC)
Private to James
If you can't talk that way to your husband, who can you talk that way to.

I don't care if that's how House treats everyone. You deserve better.
thestraightman on March 18th, 2007 03:25 am (UTC)
Private to Chris:
I'd say your mother, but I don't want to know if someone thinks their mother is sexy. Oedipal complexes are none of my business.

I deserve you. Which, I ironically have.
drivendoctor on March 18th, 2007 03:32 am (UTC)
Private to James
Why James, the sweet things you say. And I won't say a word about your mother.

Have to go scrub in. I'll call you on my way home. Don't work too hard.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: workingkeepeminline on March 18th, 2007 05:07 am (UTC)
Thank you, Dr. Sachs. Please do.